Arrr! Court be scuttlin' Trump’s EPA plans to sink $14 billion in treasure after whispers o' foul play!
2025-03-19
Arrr, on the day of Tuesday, a landlubber judge hoisted the sails and stopped the EPA from scuttlin’ a treasure o' $14 billion meant fer three scallywag climate crews, gifted by that Biden matey! A fine ruckus on the high seas o' bureaucracy, I say!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of legal shenanigans on the high seas of bureaucracy! A federal judge, the fair and just Tonya Chutkan, hath thwarted the dastardly attempts of the EPA to scuttle a treasure trove of $14 billion in grants given to fine climate groups by Cap’n Biden's crew.The judge, with a keen eye sharper than a cutlass, declared that the government's claims o' fraud were as flimsy as a pirate's promise. She stopped the EPA from tossin' the grant program overboard, and even chained Citibank, the keeper of these doubloons, from releasing the gold to the government. The EPA’s chief, Lee Zeldin, shouted about mismanagement and shenanigans, but the judge found his words lacking in substance.
Three valiant groups—the Climate United, Coalition for Green Capital, and Power Forward Communities—argued that they were being robbed of their hard-earned treasure, preventin’ 'em from setting sail on new projects. Zeldin called it a “gold bar” scheme, while the judge simply kept the status quo as the matter sails through the legal storm.
With the ruling a glimmer of hope, the brave Captain Bafford of Climate United vowed to keep fightin’ for a brighter, greener treasure chest of energy savings and jobs! Avast, what a merry mess!