Arrr, Democrats be adrift in the seas of women’s sport – and the treasure they’ll lose be no small bounty!
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! Rather than heedin’ the ruckus o’ the crew favorin’ to keep the scallywags who claim to be lasses out o’ the fairer sports, them swabs on Capitol Hill be standin’ firm like a barnacle on a ship’s bottom!
Arrr, gather round ye landlubbers! There be a saying, “When ye find yerself in a deep pit, best stop diggin’!” Yet, when Congress called its crew this year, them Democrats had a chance to climb outta the muck that be opposing the rightful notion that girls' sports be for lasses alone.With the winds of voter sentiment blowin’ strong, they could’ve embraced the fine Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act, settlin’ the matter ‘round Title IX. But, nay, pride be a stubborn beast, and they kept diggin’ deeper!
Even the famed tennis wench, Martina Navratilova, be rattled by this folly! Instead of heedin’ the call of the people who fancy keepin’ trans-identifying lads off the fair maidens' fields, they chose to bicker and brawl. They waved banners shoutin’ “Child Predator Bill,” as if a pediatrician can’t tally a lass’s sex on a simple exam!
With a raucous 79% of the populace favorin’ the fair treatment of female athletes, one’d think smarter heads would prevail. But nay, Senate Democrats be obstinate, filibusterin’ under the pretense of “trustin’ our states.” Foolishness, I say! This be a matter of federal law, not fancy local rules!
So mark me words: they be sailin’ towards a stormy sea, and come election time, they’ll be wishin’ they had steered a different course!