Arrr, Trump be givin' Mexico a right good thrashin', like a scallywag in a rum barrel!
2025-03-19
Arrr! What be the tale o' U.S.-Mexico relations, ye ask? Captain Trump, savvy as a sea dog, be seein' the true face o' Mexico, and he be chartin' his course with a fine map of policy! Aye, the tides be shiftin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of politics 'twixt Mexico and the good ol’ U.S. of A! On the 27th day o' February, a fleet o' Mexican aircraft set sail north, laden with 29 scallywags from the cartel—the most notorious rogues in the land! Among 'em, the infamous Rafa Caro Quintero, who once dispatched a noble DEA agent named Kiki Camarena. That day, the good folk o’ the DEA and DOJ welcomed him with open cuffs—Kiki’s very own, no less! Arrr, what a sight!Now, ye might wonder why the U.S. waited so long to hoist these scoundrels onto American soil. It seems the Mexican captain, AMLO, be too chummy with the cartel lords, much to the detriment of his own crew. But waves be changing! With Donald Trump at the helm, threats of tariffs and military action have sent chills through the Mexican navy! They’ve finally started tossin' overboard some partners in crime, hopin’ to satisfy the mighty U.S. lest they face the cannonballs of discontent!
Yet, beware, me hearties! The Mexican regime's motives be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker. They be hopin’ to placate the U.S. while keepin’ their own treasures intact. If they think this be the end of their troubles, they be sadly mistaken! The tides of fate can shift mighty quick, and the American thirst for justice won't be quenched so easily! So, keep a weathered eye on the horizon—this storm be far from over!