Arrr! Jack Schlossberg be blastin' the JFK scrolls and the press's squawkin' like a parrot, matey!
2025-03-19
Arrr, me hearties! Jack Schlossberg, a scallywag known for takin' jabs at the Trump crew, be sayin' his kinfolk got no warning 'bout the treasure bein' set free. No even a parley, I tell ye! A right jolly surprise, that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a lad named Jack Schlossberg, a scallywag who be no fan of the Trump fleet! In a flurry o’ posts upon the cursed sea of social media, he did declare that his kinfolk be caught with their trousers down, not givin' a “head’s up” 'bout some news that sailed in like a rogue wave!