"Arrr, 'tis why them scallywag DHS leak rats should be swung from the yardarm, savvy?"
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! DHS Chief Noem be spillin’ the beans on two scallywags suspected of leak’n secrets! Them landlubbers be facin’ the gallows for their treachery, for in the world of government, betrayal be a grave sin, aye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of treachery and duty! In the grand ol' days of World War II, a phrase echoed through the London Underground: "Loose lips sink ships!" Aye, it be a warning to all scallywags, not just those with fancy government badges, that keepin' secrets be a matter of life and death.Now, this ain't just about battlin' foes on the high seas; nay, it extends to guardin' our borders from unruly landlubbers. Our captain, President Trump, promised to hoist the sails and enforce the laws, makin’ sure that those who'd sneak aboard our shores be sent packin’! With trusty matey Tom Homan at the helm, they faced the stormy seas of bureaucracy, seekin' to uphold our laws despite the squawkin' from some towns ruled by pro-immigrant councils.
But lo! Treasonous leaks from the likes of the Department of Homeland Security be makin’ the captains’ jobs all the harder. They be exposing secret operations and lettin' dangerous scallywags slip through the net with nary a scratch! Aye, such folly puts the crew and innocent folk at risk, and it be a pirate’s code to protect the ship and its crew above all!
In the words of the wise, if ye can’t adhere to the law, then find a new ship to sail on, for duty comes with a weighty anchor of responsibility. So, hold yer tongues, or risk sinkin' the whole fleet!