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Arrr! U.S. Peace Guild be takin’ a swing at DOGE and Trump fer their raucous, lawless shenanigans!

2025-03-19

Arrr, matey! The peace-loving crew o' the institute, a band o' landlubbers not seekin' gold, did set sail in court against Captain Trump and his scallywags, tryin' to scuttle their noble ship o' harmony! A right jolly ruckus it be, I tell ye!

Arrr, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin o' an institute, a noble nonprofit crew, dedicated to spreadin’ the sweet balm o’ peace across this here land. But alas! A storm brews on the horizon, fer they found themselves in a mighty tussle with none other than President Trump and his scallywag team, who be cuttin’ costs like a sailor with a rusty cutlass!

These scurvy knaves be tryin’ to dismantle the fine workings o’ the institute, like a crew sinkin’ a ship fer the gold in its hold! The brave folks at the institute, bless their hearts, decided they wouldn’t let this ship sink without a fight. Aye, they raised the black flag and took to the courts, sueing the very leaders o' the land. ‘Tis a bold move, I tell ye, akin to a pirate challengin’ the Kraken in a game o’ cards!

With wit sharper than a cutlass, they be settin’ sail on a legal adventure, hopin’ to keep their mission afloat amidst the turbulent seas o’ politics. Will they prevail against the tempest o’ Trump and Musk’s cost-cutting crew? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: this be a tale o’ courage, humor, and the eternal fight fer peace on the high seas o' governance!

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