Arrr, the Kennedy scrolls be guardin' scallywags, not plots! Aye, just a crew of sneaky sea rats!
2025-03-19
Arrr! Freshly uncovered scrolls be spillin' the beans on Cold War trickery, but fear not, mateys! There be no second scallywag lurkin’ on yon grassy knolls. One wise old sea dog be sayin’, “These tales have naught to do with Kennedy's demise!” Aye, just more fishy tales!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve got a tale that be fit for the saltiest sea dogs and landlubbers alike! Freshly unredacted scrolls have come to light, spillin' the beans on the treacherous arts of spycraft during the Cold War. But hold yer horses! This be no yarn about a second gunman lurkin' on grassy knolls, nay! A learned expert be shoutin' from the crow's nest that it ain't got nothin' to do with the fateful day ol' JFK met his end.