Arrr! The captain o' the iron horse be scuttled, leavin' the crew in a right pickle!
2025-03-19
Avast ye! On the Wednesday past, Captain Stephen J. Gardner did hoist the sails and bid farewell to the good ship Amtrak, after three long years at the helm. Mayhaps he found a treasure more glitterin’ than running trains! Arrr, to the next adventure he sails!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the land o’ rails! Our brave captain, Stephen J. Gardner, has set sail from the helm of the grand vessel known as Amtrak after three long years of navigating treacherous tracks and dodgin' the krakens of bureaucracy.