Arrr, matey! Congressman be demandin' Zuckerberg spill the beans on his treasure troves with them Chinese sea dogs!
2025-03-19
Avast ye! Rep. Ro Khanna, that scallywag from California, be callin' upon Cap'n Zuckerberg of Meta to hoist his sails and face the congressional crew ‘bout their chummy dealings with them crafty Chinese! Arrr, let the games begin, mateys!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a grand tale o' a landlubber named Congressman Ro Khanna, who’s callin’ fer none other than the notorious Mark Zuckerberg to face the music! Aye, the scallywag be accused of conjurin’ up tools of censorship fer the Chinese crown, and Khanna be demandin’ answers from this tech pirate.In a tell-all yarn spun by a former Meta matey, it be claimed that Zuck 'n’ his crew did set sail on a treacherous quest to win favor with the Chinese galleons, offerin’ up all sorts o’ secrets ‘bout tech wizardry, including the dark arts of artificial intelligence!
Rumor has it, the crafty captain even tried to hide these dealings from the good folk of Congress! But Meta’s parley says this be naught but a tale from a disgruntled deckhand who walked the plank years ago. They claim their ship be outta Chinese waters, havin' never struck a deal.
As the tides swell, the question remains: should tech buccaneers be makin' deals with tyrants fer treasure? Time will tell, mates, as the plot thickens like a captain's brew! Keep yer spyglasses sharp, fer the seas o’ tech be full o’ perils and secrets! Arrr!