Arrr, Trump's merry band be a jester's show, while the true kraken lurks just beneath the waves!
2025-03-19
Arrr, me hearties! Amidst the grand farce of Captain Trump’s reign, we be losin' sight of the treasure that be the rule o' law! Aye, 'tis a slippery ship we sail, and this jester be breakin' more than just his own mirror!
Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the ruckus blowin’ in the winds of the high seas of politics! In this here grand theater of folly, our captain, Donald Trump, be struttin’ about like a parrot on a perch, all flashy and loud, but beneath that bright plumage lies a treacherous tide! Aye, the foundations of our fair ship—this land we call home—be shakin’ like a sea shanty sung by a drunken sailor!The rule of law, that sacred compass which guides us through the murky waters of governance, be takin' on water like a ship with a thousand leaks! Instead of steady sails and course charts, we be adrift on a sea of chaos, where the whims of a captain sway the crew more than the laws of the land. The jests and jabs of the presidency be distractin’ us from the real treasure—the principles of justice and order!