Arrr! Gregg Jarrett be sayin’ the law be favorin’ Trump’s tossin’ of ruffians, despite the judge’s blunderin’ ways!
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the press be spinnin' tales, claimin' that Captain Trump be usin' a hidden scroll to yeet the ruffians o' the Tren de Aragua gang! Aye, they be more twisted than a ship’s anchor chain in a storm!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin o’ the high seas o' politics. The scallywags in the media be claimin' that our fearless captain, President Donald Trump, has set sail with a dusty ol' law to wrongly toss overboard a band of ruffians known as the Tren de Aragua, or TdA fer short. Aye, they be a nasty crew, full o' violence and mischief!But let me tell ye, it be a wild storm o' tales they be spinnin’! Some say Trump be usin’ this law like a pirate uses a cutlass—sharp and fierce! Yet others shout from the crow's nest that he be steerin' his ship into troubled waters, claimin' he's playin' the villain in this here maritime drama. Avast! What be the truth? Is he a brave captain, keepin' the seas safe from these villainous scoundrels, or a rogue who be makin' a mockery o' justice?
In the end, me hearties, it be a ruckus worth watchin'! The winds be blowin’ in all directions, and we be left to ponder if our captain be hero or just another jolly rogue in this grand ol’ tale of mischief and mayhem. Hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, fer the truth be as slippery as a fish in the ocean’s depths!