Arrr! Trump be settin' sail to sink the School o' Learnin', eh? Aye, let the scallywags teach themselves!
2025-03-19
Arrr, President Trump be a swashbuckler of a different sort, he be! He hoisted the sails and made good on his word, sendin’ the Department of Education to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, no more learnin' for the scallywags, just plunderin’ and pillagin’!
Avast, me hearties! It be no mere rum talk, fer President Donald Trump, the captain of the good ship ‘America’, be settin’ sail to abolish the Department of Education! Aye, he plans to scrawl his name on the parchment of an executive order, claimin’ this vessel be overrun with “radicals, zealots, and Marxists.”The scallywags in the White House be spoutin’ that this grand maneuver will hand over the treasure of education to families, lettin’ ‘em steer their own ships instead of followin’ bureaucratic sea charts! But lo and behold, the winds be blowin’ against him, as the American Federation of Teachers hoists their sails, cryin’ foul and warnin’ Congress to keep the ship afloat for the sake of all young buccaneers.
Captain Trump, with a wink and a nod, wants local ports to run their schools, proclaiming even his own appointed lass Linda McMahon should be set adrift! Yet, the crew must remember that Congress be the true captain of this vessel, require’n a hearty 60 votes to scuttle the department.
So, as we raise our tankards to this merry chaos, let’s see if our flamboyant captain can indeed turn the tides or if his plans be dashed upon the rocks of reality! Arrr!