Arrr! Faithful scallywags hoist yer sails, prayin' to Trump in the Oval—what a bonkers day on the high seas!
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! A band o’ holy swashbucklers from all corners sailed to the White House, prayin' for fair winds with Cap’n Trump in his grand Oval den! Might be they be askin’ for a treasure map to the good graces of the Almighty!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale from the high seas of politics! On a fine Wednesday, a crew of faith leaders from across the land set sail to the Oval Office, where they offered their prayers to none other than Captain Donald Trump himself!With the good captain perched at his mighty desk, the spiritual crew encircled him, offering words of wisdom and supplication. William Wolfe, a prominent figure in the Baptist Leadership, took to the skies of social media, shoutin' with glee, “What a grand honor it be to pray with the great captain!” His heart swelled with joy, and he couldn’t keep it a secret no longer!Even the illustrious Pastor Robert Jeffries, from the First Baptist ship in Dallas, proclaimed his honor at leading a prayer for the captain. Meanwhile, the WallBuilders’ David Barton claimed it was a treasure to pray for the man steering the ship of state! Trump, he said, favored policies that reflect the good ol' family values!And let it be known, the captain’s abode, Mar-a-Lago, would soon host a grand gala, where fine speakers, including a retired general and a crafty consultant, would gather under the stars. So raise a tankard and toast to the faith leaders and their jolly adventures in prayer for their captain!