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Arrr, matey! In the deep blue seas of Philly, them libs be thinkin' we be sorry for pickin' Captain Trump!

2025-03-19

Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be a-sailin’ to Philadelphia, where the scallywags of the Democrat crew be thinkin’ all them Trump fans be wishin’ they’d hoisted a different flag! Blimey, ‘tis a fine jest if ye ask me!

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