Arrr, Trump be settin' sail to scuttle the Schoolin' Crew—no more learnin', just plunderin'! Ha-ha!
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! It be said the Cap'n Trump be settin' quill to parchment this Thursday, chartin' a course to scuttle that agency! He’ll be handin’ over its treasure duties to other scallywags, makin’ ‘em walk the plank! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the landlubber world of politics! Rumor be spreadin' that the cap'n of the ship called Trump be preparin' to drop a mighty order this Thursday. Aye, this be no ordinary scroll—nay, it be a map leadin' to the eventual buryin' of a whole agency, like a chest of gold gone to Davy Jones' locker!