"Arrr, the D.H.S. be holdin' a learned matey from Georgetown! Aye, what be next, a parrot with a degree?"
2025-03-20
Arrr, Badar Khan Suri be a landlubber from India, teachin’ with a visitor's pass! But lo and behold, the scallywags at Homeland Security be callin’ him “deportable!” Aye, matey, seems like he’s got more chances of walkin’ the plank than keepin’ his post!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag named Badar Khan Suri, an Indian lad who be teachin’ the fine art of learnin' on a student visa, aye! But alas, the villainous crew of the Department of Homeland Security, them salty sea dogs, be lurin' him into a treacherous predicament.As the tale unfolds, this poor chap was deemed “deportable.” Aye, ye heard that right! The bureaucratic buccaneers mulled over his fate, as if he were a landlubber caught in a storm. With a mighty proclamation from a spokeswoman – perhaps she be wearin' a parrot on her shoulder – they declared that Badar must set sail away from the land of opportunity!
Can ye imagine? A learned fellow, impartin' knowledge like a sea captain tellin’ tales of the briny deep, now faced with the threat of walkin’ the plank back to his homeland! 'Tis a sorry lot for a man who only wished to spread the wisdom of the world. So, hoist the Jolly Roger for our mate Badar, and may the winds of fortune blow in his favor, lest he be marooned on the shores of bureaucracy forever! Arrr!