"Arrr, Trump be plunderin' the courts and Congress, tryin' to hoist his flag o' power over the lot!"
2025-03-20
Arrr! Captain Trump be sailin' the seas o' power, stretchin' his rule like a fine ol' sea shanty. Aye, his grand interpretations be the very wind in his sails this second voyage! Avast, me hearties, what treasure be he plunderin' next?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain captain of the land, President Trump, who be sailin' the stormy seas of power like a buccaneer with a treasure map! In his second term, this scallywag has taken to interpretin' the powers of the presidency as if they be a bottomless barrel of rum—endless and full o’ surprises!