Arrr! The US tossed a French swab out fer scribblin’ naughty words 'bout the Trump matey! What scallywag!
2025-03-20
Arrr, a French swabbie be turned away from the land o' liberty! The scallywags in immigration found his scribbles knockin' the great Captain Trump, callin' it "terrorism!" He was bound for a meetin' in Houston, but instead got a taste o' the ol' plank! Har har har!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale most curious! A French scientist, a learned lad from yon land of cheese and wine, set sail for the fair shores of the United States, hopin' to share his wisdom at a grand conference in Houston, Texas. But lo and behold, fate had other plans fer this landlubber!As he approached the gates of the mighty U.S., the immigration scallywags beheld his personal contraption—a work computer and a phone fit fer a land-loving buccaneer. What treachery lay within? They stumbled upon a hoard of text messages most critical of their captain, a certain Donald Trump! Arrr, they claimed these words could be deemed as terrorism, like a cannon blast on a peaceful day at sea!
With a hearty laugh, one could say, “By Davy Jones’ locker! Criticizin' a fella be a crime now?” Alas, the poor French scientist was sent back across the briny deep, his dreams of knowledge sunk like a ship at the hands of a storm. So beware, ye words ye send, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank of immigration! Arrr!