Arrr, matey! The judge be a scallywag, stoppin' Trump’s sailin’ to the depths of the FISA seas!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! A federal sea dog be stoppin' Captain Trump's quest to hoist Venezuelan scallywags aboard! This same judge, a crafty buccaneer, tangled in the Trump-Russia caper as the grand captain of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court. A right jolly mess, it be! Avast!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' high-seas legal shenanigans! A federal judge, a scallywag of sorts, be raisin' the Jolly Roger against Cap’n Trump’s grand scheme to send a crew of Venezuelan gangsters back to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, this judge be standin' as a thorn in the side of the mighty captain, blockin' his plans like a mutinous first mate!But hold yer cannonballs, fer this be no ordinary judge! Nay, this scurvy cur be the captain of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, a place where secrets be murkier than the waters o’ Tortuga! He played a pivotal role in the whole Trump-Russia tangle, where whispers of treachery and betrayal swirled like a tempest at sea. Some say he be a hero, while others claim he be a villain wearin’ a powdered wig, navigatin’ the treacherous waters of politics like a ship lost in a fog!
So here we be, in a world where justice be as fickle as the tide, and judges be playin’ games with the fate of scallywags and rogues alike! Raise yer tankards and toast to this judge, who be keepin’ the seas a bit calmer, even if it be for the likes of Cap’n Trump and his dubious crew! Yarrr!