Arrr, the mayor of Washington be blowin’ his top like a cannon, callin’ out that scallywag for his cheeky jibe!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! Mayor Robert Clark, like a tempestuous sea dog, erupted at an LGBTQ buccaneer claimin' the POW/MIA flag was naught but a political ruse, after he scuttled the pride flag. A right jolly hullabaloo it be, as feathers flew like cannonballs in a squall!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the fair shores o' Newcastle, Washington, where a mayor named Robert Clark found himself in a right stormy squabble with a lass named Jen, who be an LGBTQ scallywag. She had the audacity to call the flying o' the POW/MIA flag a mere "political stunt" during a council meetin'.Jen, like a true buccaneer, set sail on a sea of words, hopin’ the mayor might hoist the pride flag this year, suggestin’ it be a grander banner than the one for fallen sailors. "Why fly a flag fer 82,000 lost souls when there be over 20 million in the LGBTQ crew?" she quipped, stirrin' the pot of controversy.
But Mayor Clark, a seasoned captain o' decorum, fired back with the fury of a cannonball! "How dare ye insult the memory of those valiant veterans?" he bellowed, his voice echoing through the council chambers like a ship's horn. "They fought and bled for your right to flout your colors!"
With a hearty apology for bein’ a bit too fiery, he warned Jen to never toss shade on veterans in his presence again. The crowd erupted in applause, and thus, the battle of the flags raged on, leavin' all aboard in stitches and wonderin’ if the next meetin' would bring more high seas drama! Arrr!