Arrr, Bill Burr be layin' the smackdown on that nerdy scallywag Elon Musk, all 'cause o' the DOGE ruckus!
2025-03-20
Arrr! Bill Burr, that jester o' the sea, took a jibe at the gold-hoarder Elon Musk in a parley with Jimmy Fallon, spoutin' witticisms 'gainst Musk's folly of ragin' at the gub'ment's treasure squanderin'. 'Twas a good laugh, matey, 'neath the moonlit sky!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the jolly jester Bill Burr, who be takin' a mighty swing at that scallywag billionaire, Elon Musk! In a recent parley with Jimmy Fallon, Burr be askin’ why Musk dresses like he just swam out of a Hot Topic, likin' him to a mindless matey tryin' to rewrite his past like some sea captain with a tall tale.Now, ol' Musk be catchin’ the brunt of protests aimed at his Tesla ships, with some of his fine vehicles catchin' fire in the desert ports of Las Vegas. The FBI be lookin’ into it, thinkin’ it be a dastardly act of terror, but who knows? That be the way of the world, aye!
Burr, in his jolly fashion, be lambastin’ Musk for bein' a heartless swab who don’t pay his crew fair. He says, “Yer just a fella who got rich and now thinks he be king of the world!” He argues that these billionaires be lookin’ to rule the seas of public opinion without a care for the crew workin’ behind the scenes.
So, buckle yer seatbelts, mateys! Burr be callin’ for a reckoning for these greedy bilge rats, suggestin’ they be “put down like f---ing rabid dogs.” Aye, a true pirate's take on the shenanigans of the rich! Now, let’s raise a mug and watch as the tides of fortune turn for these foolish billionaires!