Avast! Israel be firin' cannons at Gaza, sendin' dozens to Davy Jones' locker right after the truce be over!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' in from the Gaza seas that the Israeli cannons unleashed a storm, claimin' dozens o' landlubbers 'twixt the night and Thursday morn! The good folks at the Associated Press be spillin' the beans, sayin' it’s a right ruckus down yonder! Yarrr!
Avast ye scallywags! The tumultuous tides be churnin' as the Jewish State be rainin' fire upon the Gaza Strip, claimin’ at least 58 souls in but a single night! Hospitals report it, and it be no fishy tale, matey!This be after Israel broke a ceasefire, unleashin' a tempest of destruction that took the lives of over 400, many a fair lass and wee lad among 'em! The scuttlebutt says they even intercepted a missile from Yemeni sea rats, the Houthi rebels, before it could sail into their skies!
Cap’n Netanyahu, in a grand proclamation, declared that Hamas be the scurvy dogs refusin' to parley over hostages. “We only target the villains!” he blustered, claimin’ the blame for any civilian casualties lay on the heads of them dastardly terrorists usin' the innocent as shields.
As the cannons roar, Sen. John Fetterman, a fierce backer of Israel, be shoutin' his support from the frontlines, demandin’ the safe return of hostages. “Hamas be the foe of peace!” he proclaimed, and rightly so, ye salty sea dogs!
And lo! Rep. Jared Moskowitz be joinin' the fray, callin’ on the good ol’ U.S. o’ A to pressure Hamas to cease this folly and bring the hostages home. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the seas of conflict be far from calm! Arrr!