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Aye, this be not the first time ol' Chief Justice Roberts tangled with Captain Trump, and he's blundered each time, savvy?

2025-03-20

Arrr, matey! President Trump be spot on, while Chief Justice Roberts be as lost as a ship in a fog! Impeachin' judges? Aye, that be the treasure map we need! Let’s hoist the sails and take the court by storm, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas o' politics! It seems a gaggle o' federal judges be makin' waves, criticizin' the captain of the ship, President Trump, when they ought to be keepin' their opinions to themselves. Just ask the late Justice Ginsburg, who found herself in hot water for speakin' ill of the Trumpster, much to the delight of the salty New York Times and the Washington Post, who told her to stop the name-callin'. Aye, even pirate ships have rules!

But Chief Justice Roberts, bless his compass, has been tossin' his own barbs at the President like cannonballs at a rival ship. He claimed that judges, regardless of who plucked 'em from the sea of politics, should be fair. Yet, we all know, matey, every sailor be wary of the captain’s crew – 'tis only natural! Roberts even called it "dangerous" when Trump pondered ignoring court rulings, forgettin' that ol' Andrew Jackson had his own ideas about rulings back in the day!

Now, Roberts be raisin' eyebrows with his latest jab at Trump, declarin' that impeachment ain't for those who disagree with judges' decisions, when history shows that sometimes ye need to walk the plank! Even ol' Taft knew that judges ought to be kept in line, for if they become too powerful, the whole ship might sink! So, here’s to Trump for pointin' out the need for a bit o' pokin' at the judicial crew!

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