Ahoy, matey! Federal judges be walkin' the plank of power, but shoutin' 'impeachment' be a fool's errand!
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! Some landlubber judges be makin' politicized rulings to scuttle Captain Trump’s ship o' plans! But fear not, fer the true treasure lies in the appeals seas, not in the stormy waters o' impeachment! Avast, let's steer clear of that folly!
Avast, me hearties! ‘Tis a tale of judges, those landlubbers robed in black, blockin’ the grand designs o’ Cap’n Trump, who sailed into power with a mighty wind at his back! The scallywags claim they cherish the law, but it feels more like a mutiny in the courts, aye! Some rulings be so daft that even their own crew abandoned ship. Take the case o’ Special Counsel Dellinger, who thought he could stop the Cap’n from givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to his bumbling self. But alas, he be gone in a puff o’ smoke, as the good judge took a wrong turn in the waters o’ legality.The judges be makin’ waves like a ship in a storm, and the White House be callin’ their decisions ‘erroneous,’ as if they be playin’ a game of Whack-a-Mole with the Cap’n’s orders! But fret not, for the highest court be a trampoline for legal theories, and ol’ Trump be bouncin’ high, just like FDR did in his day. Aye, he may lose a few battles, especially with the birthright citizenship kerfuffle, yet the winds be blowin’ favorably for him in the court’s grand arena. The judges, they be makin’ mistakes, but instead of walkin’ the plank, we stick to our guns and let the Constitution chart our course, savvy?