The Booty Report

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Arrr! Those landlubber officials think they’ve got the right to barge into yer ship without a key! Ha!

2025-03-20

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a muddled sea of uncertainty whether the Trump crew be plunderin' the law in this fashion. But savvy experts be sayin’ such a twist would be stealin' the very rights of the good folk! A right ruckus, I say!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale of the landlubber Trump administration and their curious ways! It be a murky sea of uncertainty, as no soul knows if they be plannin’ to wield the law like a cutlass against the very freedoms we hold dear. Aye, the wise experts, them land-based navigators of the legal seas, be whisperin’ that such a course would be like hoistin’ the Jolly Roger on the rights of the good folk!

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