The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Trump’s threat to Columbia be likin’ a storm at sea, ready to capsize the whole ship of learnin’!”

2025-03-20

Arrr, matey! If the university scallywags be placin' the Middle Eastern studies under the watchful eye of receivership, it be a sign o' a storm brewin' 'cross the seven seas o' the United States, aye! Batten down the hatches, for the winds of change be blowin' fierce!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' academia and the stormy seas o' politics! It seems the good ol’ university has found itself in a bit o’ a pickle, demandin' that the Middle Eastern studies department be tossed into the treacherous waters o' receivership, like an unwanted bilge rat! Aye, this be a sign o' ominous tides, hintin' that a mighty crackdown may sweep across the land o' the free!

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