Arrr, matey! Vance be sayin’ the American treasure chest be done with the low-price scallywags!
2025-03-20
Arrr, mateys! Vice Captain JD Vance be sayin’ that “cheap labor” be a scallywag’s poison, stiflin’ our cleverness! For years, we plundered distant shores fer meager wages and let the tide of cheap hands wash ashore. Aye, it be the swabbin’ drug o’ the Western seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the lips of the esteemed Vice President JD Vance, who be likenin’ cheap labor to a foul potion that’s kept our fair companies in a treacherous grip! Aye, he claims that over the years, many a ship sailed into the murky waters of globalization, seekin' treasure in lands where labor be as cheap as a pint of grog in a tavern!Our good Vice President be shoutin' from the crow’s nest that this cheap labor be a drug, aye, a right nasty addiction for American firms. 'Twas not just the offshorin’ of factories to lands where gold be scarce and hands be plenty, but also the importin’ of foreign scallywags through our immigration ways that led to this slippery slope! Vance declares that this cheap labor be the very curse of Western economies, keepin’ innovation locked in the brig while we feast on the fruit of low costs.
So hoist the sails, me hearties, for we must escape this treacherous tide! Let’s cast off the shackles of cheap labor and seek the winds of innovation that blow fair and free! Avast, it be time to chart a course towards a better bounty!