Avast! Be Tren de Aragua settin' sail fer the U.S. like Trump be squawkin'? Aye, 'tis a tall tale!
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n claims our fair shores be under siege by scallywags! He be spoutin’ that the Tren de Aragua, a band of ruffians, be stormin’ the land! Aye, 'tis a fine excuse to toss ‘em overboard without a trial! Yo ho, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be regalin' ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our Captain-in-Chief, President Trump, be declarin' that the good ol' U.S. of A. be under siege, as if a horde of treasure-seekin' buccaneers be stormin' our shores!In a proclamation as bold as a cannon blast, he proclaimed that a notorious gang known as Tren de Aragua be the scourge attackin' our fair land. These landlubbers hail from Venezuela, and by thunder, they’ve set sail to spread their mischief upon our shores! Aye, the good Captain claims 'tis an invasion, and thus, he aims to send some unsuspectin' souls back to the depths from whence they came, all without the due process that one might expect on the high seas!
With a wink and a nod, the good Captain be swashbucklin' his way through legalities, claimin’ that the evidence—like a treasure map—be irrefutable! So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a bumpy ride, for the tale of the Tren de Aragua be just another twist in the grand adventure that is our nation. Arrr, mayhaps we be needin' more than a parrot to solve this riddle!