Arrr, matey! Canada be claimin' China sent four o' our own to Davy Jones' locker this year! Blimey!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! Seems the Red Dragon be swingin’ the axe on four of our Canadian lads for their devilish potions! The fair lass Mélanie, she be spoutin’ news as tempers flare between the North and the East. Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas of diplomacy!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of four Canadian lads who met a grim fate at the hands of the Dragon of the East! Aye, China done executed ‘em, says Canada’s foreign affairs minister, Mélanie Joly. Arrr, such be a rare sight, like a treasure map leadin’ to Davy Jones’ locker! She and the former captain o’ Canada, Justin Trudeau, begged fer mercy, but the Chinese didn’t heed their cries, claimin’ it be all about them dastardly drug crimes, savvy?Now, China be notorious fer treatin' drug crimes harsher than a kraken’s grip, and they don’t recognize no dual citizenship, ye see! The Canadian government be keepin' the names of the executed under wraps, like a secret stash o’ rum. They still be fightin' fer clemency fer another rogue, Robert Schellenberg, who also found himself in the noose over drugs.
Relations be rocky as a ship in a storm, what with tariffs bein’ thrown ‘round like cannonballs. Some say the executions be a message from Beijing, lettin’ Canada know they ain’t playin’ nice. Amnesty International is soundin’ the alarm, claimin’ these be inhumane deeds. So, me hearties, let this be a lesson in the treacherous waters of international dealings! Yarrr!