"Arrr! Jordan Klepper be givin' a hearty scoldin' to the landlubbers cheerin' fer those fire-startin' Tesla scallywags!"
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! Jordan Klepper, the jester of the Daily Show, be lookin' as surprised as a landlubber in a storm, as the crew be cheerin' for the mighty crashin' of Tesla ships all 'cross the seven seas! A fine ruckus, indeed!
Arrr mateys! Gather ’round and lend yer ears to a tale of mirth and madness from the land of televised trickery! On a fine night, Jordan Klepper, the jester of “The Daily Show,” be callin’ out his lively crew—ye audience—who cheered for fiery destruction of Elon Musk's noble Tesla ships! Aye, they clapped like scallywags as they watched the news of arsonists settin’ the electric steeds ablaze!Klepper, with a chuckle and a twinkle in his eye, quipped, "Ye love a bit o' domestic terror, eh?" The crowd roared with delight, as he played clips of the flaming Tesla treasure and even pointed at them with a wink, "Naught should be blowin’ up Teslas, but if ye wait a tick, they’ll likely combust on their own!" The audience laughed like a barrel of rum, but Klepper warned against such mischief!
As more reports rolled in about swastikas and Molotov cocktails, the audience's merriment grew, while FBI scallywags deemed the arson acts worthy of their keen investigation! Even Tim Walz, a governor of some renown, celebrated Tesla’s woes, addin’ a jest on the stock app! In the end, this be a jolly spectacle of chaos, where laughter and mayhem danced side by side on the high seas of late-night shenanigans! Yarrr!