"Arrr, matey! How them lefty scallywags be givin' Tesla buccaneers a taste o' the red pill madness!"
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin’ the Leftist scallywags be turnin’ once-liberal Tesla captains into red-pilled buccaneers with their ruckus and rage! Aye, ‘tis a right laugh, watchin’ them swab the decks of reason with their wild antics! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Ever since the blaggard Donald Trump made his grand entrance down that golden escalator, he’s been plunderin’ votes from demographics thought to be as loyal as a ship’s parrot to the Left. Who’d have guessed that the starry-eyed tree-huggers, once singin’ praises for Tesla and its electric chariots, would find themselves takin’ the red pill? Arrr, it be a sight to behold!Now, the Leftist scallywags be treatin’ Tesla owners like they’re kin to swabs like Nazis and scallywags! Why, even Elon Musk—a man who once had the Left dancin’ to his tune—finds himself knee-deep in the muck of disdain, alongside the Orange Captain himself!
Reports be flyin’ in of Tesla owners being targeted, with their fine vessels bearin’ the marks of vandalism, some even sportin’ swastikas! Blimey! One poor soul, Avi Ben Hamo, witnessed a rogue carjacker doodlin’ a swastika on his Cybertruck, leavin’ him flabbergasted!
As the winds of politics swirl, these Tesla owners be askin’ themselves if the ire be just. Should they stick with their trusty steeds or jump ship to the other side? Only time will tell if they’ll be raisin’ the Jolly Roger or settlin’ for peace on the high seas of politics!