Arrr, the future o' nature be no matey’s quarrel! Let’s battle the crazy with good ol' common sense, savvy?
2025-03-20
Arrr, if we be wantin’ to keep our seas and lands fair long after the next election shindig, we need a crew o’ hearty souls fightin’ fer Mother Nature, no matter which scallywags be in charge! Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails for a greener horizon!
Ahoy, me hearties! From the mighty peaks to the flat prairies and the foamy seas, the great land o' America be a sight to behold! Aye, twas the Pilgrims and frontiersmen who first set sail on these seas of wonder, inspired by the bounteous nature that be our treasure. But alas, the ruckus of politics be drownin’ out the songs of nature, as if landlubbers be fightin' over the last piece of hardtack!Back in '91, nearly 80% o' folks called themselves environmentalists, but now it seems the loudest scallywags be claimin’ the whole ship! Even though 95% o’ voters treasure their lakes and rivers, it appears the political peg legs have lost sight of the horizon. But fear not, for I bring ye tidings of a noble cause: Nature Is Nonpartisan! A band of merry mates from all sides be joinin’ forces to protect our green bounty.
On March 20, 2025, we be settin’ sail in Belle Fourche, South Dakota, where the land be flat as a pancake! We call upon all ye landlubbers and sea dogs, regardless of stripes, to meet in the middle and reclaim the beauty of our shores, forests, and fields. It be time to cast aside our differences and hoist the sails for a cleaner, greener future! Arrr!