Arrr, the White House be battlin' the storm o' data spilled from them Kennedy treasure maps! Avast, matey!
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! This week, the Trump ship be spillin' the beans with a treasure trove of 64,000 scrolls! Lo and behold, even the living souls be havin' their secret numbers revealed! A fine mess indeed, like tryin' to find a parrot in a storm!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I hath a tale from the briny deep of bureaucratic mischief. It be a scandalous turn o' events, as the Trump crew be spillin' the beans on a treasure trove of 64,000 pages—aye, ye heard me right! A whole shipload of paper, and what be found within? Naught but the sacred Social Security numbers of many a fine soul, some still breathin' and walkin' the earth!