Arrr, matey! Trump be unable to scuttle the Education Department quick-like; 'tis a beastie too big to sink!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! The scallywags in Congress be blockin' the way o' sendin' that agency to Davy Jones’ locker! It be the keeper of gold for learnin', tallyin' the clever and lendin' a hand to those in need. A right jolly mess, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The grand halls of Congress be standin' like a mighty fortress against any scallywag tryin' to sink the ship o' that agency what be takin' care o' the federal doubloons fer college! Aye, this be no ordinary crew, fer they be the keepers o' loans, the navigators o' student successes, and the protectors o' those who need a bit o' extra help on the high seas o' education!