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Arrr, matey! The Trump ship be sinkin' the Education treasure, makin' it a right ol' mess, arrr!

2025-03-20

Arrr, President Trump be scribblin' his mark on a scroll to shrink the Education Crew! Aye, this be likely to stir up a tempest o' lawsuits and needin' Congress to lend a hand. He’s been jawin' 'bout scuttlin' the Education ship since campaign seas, claimin' it be time to cut the ropes!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear! The fearless captain o’ the ship, President Donald Trump, has put quill to parchment and signed an order that be trimmin’ the sails o’ the Department o’ Education! Aye, this be a bold move that be stirrin’ the waters, likely to summon a swarm o’ lawsuits that’ll be causin’ quite the ruckus on the high seas of democracy!

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