"Cap’n Trump be scribblin' a decree to scuttle the Schoolin' Ship! Avast, mateys, no learnin' for ye!"
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be givin' the order to scuttle the Schoolin' Guild, chasin' after a treasure of promises! But lo, even the White House knows ye can't sink that ship entirely! With a crew of young landlubbers, he marked the scroll in the grand hall, amidst the swabs of the Republican fleet!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of President Trump, the scallywag of the White House. On a fine Thursday morn, he be callin’ for the dismantlin’ of the Department of Education, a bold move to fulfill a promise he made while sailin' the treacherous seas of campaignin’!With a crew of young scholars sittin’ at their desks, he signed the fateful order in the grand East Room, attended by a gaggle of governors and education commissioners, all donning their finest attire. Yarr, it was a sight to behold! The captain declared that this be a step toward his vision, yet the White House crew acknowledged the agency won’t be entirely sent to Davy Jones’ locker.
Now, Trump may be thinkin’ he can just toss this ship’s anchor overboard, but even the saltiest sea dog knows that some things be harder to sink than others. So, while he be chasin’ his dreams like a true buccaneer, the Department of Education be holdin’ on tight, not quite ready to walk the plank just yet!