Arrr! The Social Security crew be makin' landlubbers show their mugs in person, or no treasure for ye!
2025-03-20
Ahoy, mateys! The Social Security crew be tighten’n the ropes on fraudsters! Starting March 31st, ye scallywags must set sail to their offices to prove yer identity, instead o’ chattin’ on the horn. No more phone parley – now ye must brave the seas of bureaucracy! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the landlubbers o’ Washington, where the Social Security Administration be hoistin’ the sails to tackle the scourge of scallywags tryin’ to pull the wool over their eyes! Aye, come March 31st, ye landlubbers who be seekin’ to claim yer treasure—or verify yer identity—must set sail to the agency’s field offices, for the phone be no longer an option, savvy?Yarr, no more will ye be able to chat with the agency’s crew over the magical talking box! Nay, ye must brave the high seas of bureaucracy and venture forth to their land-based fortresses. Millions of ye good folk will be makin’ the trek. Aye, it be a right ol’ hassle, but the agency claims it’s all in the name of keepin’ the scoundrels at bay. No more trickery with those dastardly fraudulent claims, they say!
So, prepare yer sea legs and polish yer boots, for the time be nigh to show yer true colors to the folks at the Social Security office. And let’s hope ye can find yer way through their labyrinthine ways, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank of confusion! Har har har!