Arrr, the Trump crew can’t toss the Georgetown scholar overboard 'til the court gives the final shout, says the judge!
2025-03-20
Arrr! The Trump crew can't keelhaul yon Georgetown lad caught by the ICE scallywags, not 'til a court o' law gives the final word, said the judge o' high seas on Thursday! Avast, maties, the legal tides be holdin' fast!
Arrr mateys! Hark and lend yer ears, for I bring ye a tale from the high seas of justice! A federal judge, the fair Captain Patricia Giles, has commanded that the Trump crew cease the expulsion of one Badar Khan Suri, a scholarly sea dog caught in the clutches of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, in the port of Alexandria, Louisiana.This here Suri, an Indian gent with a mind for learning, be accused of spreadin' the foul winds of Hamas propaganda on the treacherous waters of social media. Rumors abound that he be connected to a scallywag of a terrorist, a senior advisor to the nefarious Hamas crew!
But wait, there be more! His bride be of Palestinian descent, her kin a former advisor to a Hamas captain who met a grim fate on the high seas of conflict. Yet, her father claims that Suri be as innocent as a parrot on a perch, not dippin' his toes into any political storm.
In the end, this saga continues as Secretary Marco Rubio deemed Suri fit for the gallows of deportation, but the judge's order hath put the brakes on the whole affair. So gather 'round, me hearties, for this tale of legal squabbles be far from over in the swashbucklin' world of politics!