Arrr, JD Vance be chucklin' 'bout Harris, claimin' her babble be from too many rum-filled nights!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! Vice President JD Vance be takin' a jibe at the former Vice President Kamala Harris, callin' her ramblin' speeches a fine mess of "word salads." Aye, it be soundin' like she be mixin' up her rations instead o' makin' sense! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! In a raucous exchange, Vice President JD Vance be takin’ aim at the former VP, Kamala Harris, claimin’ her penchant fer the bottle may be the secret to her infamous “word salads.” With a glint in his eye, Vance declared he don’t be downin’ four shots of rum before sittin’ at the table, suggestin’ that might explain Harris’s muddled musings.Vance spun a yarn ‘bout trust in the high seas of politics, reckonin’ there be less camaraderie ‘twixt Harris and Captain Biden than he shares with his own captain, President Trump. "I be feelin’ empowered," he said, “unlike a number of vice captains who be adrift without direction.” He spun tales of Harris’s verbal blunders, includin’ a recent gem about children bein' the children of the community—whatever that means!
But Vance be no stranger to jests himself, laughin’ at the memed visage that has turned him into a jest on the high seas of the internet. "I’m a fan of Vance Halen," he chuckled, likin’ the humor in his own meme-fied existence. So hoist the sails, me mateys, and let the tales of political banter sail on the winds of humor!