Arrr! Justice scallywags be swingin' their cutlasses to aid Captain Trump in the stormy seas o' Jan. 6!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! The crew devised a clever trick to shield the captain of the ship from the stormy seas of lawsuits and treasure woes! A fine bit o’ skullduggery, it be, keepin’ the good captain's chest full and his name clear! Har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round while I spin ye a yarn of legal trickery fit for a scallywag! In a grand ol' ship, known as the Department, there be a plan so clever it could make a parrot squawk with delight! The crew be schemin’ to shield the Captain of the Land, the President, from the stormy seas of legal troubles and the treacherous waves of financial ruin. Arrr!