Arrr, Musk be tossing a doubloon to Wisconsin scallywags, revivin’ a ruckus of a trickster's game!
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! By tossin' doubloons to landlubbers who scribble their names on a parchment against them "activist judges," Elon Musk's treasure crew be savvy enough to sniff out them conservative sea dogs in the grand battle fer Wisconsin’s top law seat! Avast, what a jolly scheme!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ the high seas of politics where the infamous Elon Musk, not a pirate but a landlubber with a treasure chest o’ gold, be makin’ waves in the grand contest fer the Wisconsin Supreme Court! Aye, he’s launched a super PAC, a vessel o’ sorts, sailin’ straight to the shores o’ voter persuasion.