"An accused scalawag of womb-plunderin' hath been caught, matey! The law be not favorin' such treacherous acts!"
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! A lass of 48 summers, one Maria Margarita Rojas, be caught in the act o' performin' illegal abortions in Houston’s waters! The Texas AG be sayin' she runs a fleet o' clinics, but now she's in the brig for peddlin' her craft without a proper license! Aye, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be havin’ a tale o’ mischief from the wild shores of Houston, Texas! Aye, it be the tale of one Maria Margarita Rojas, a lass of 48 summers, who found herself in a bit o’ a pickle with the law. The Texas Attorney General, a scallywag named Ken Paxton, be shoutin’ ‘bout her alleged deeds!It seems this crafty midwife had a secret gig goin’ on, operatin’ a clandestine fleet of clinics where she be offerin’ up illegal abortions. Arrr, what a scandalous business to be in! She was caught red-handed in Waller County, where the law nabbed her like a fish on a hook. Charged with performin’ abortions without the proper papers, she faces the gallows of a second-degree felony, along with the crime of practice without a license. Blimey!
So there ye have it, me hearties! A tale as twisty as a ship’s mast in a storm. Let this be a warnin’ to all ye hearty souls who think they can sail the seas o’ medicine without a proper chart! Yarrr, keep yer compass true, or ye might end up walkin’ the plank! Aye!