"Yarr, Texas be haul'n in two more wenches fer the crime of makin’ little sea critters vanish! Arrr!"
2025-03-20
Avast ye! Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton be shoutin' from the crow's nest that two more scallywags be nabbed for illegal baby-squashin', linked to a midwife already in the brig! Jose and Rubildo, yer time's up! No licenses, no mercy! Arrr, the law be a fickle mistress!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale o' legal mischief from the wild shores of Texas! It be the infamous Ken Paxton, the Attorney General o' that land, who hoisted the sails on a grand announcement this fine Tuesday. Word be spreadin' like wildfire that two scallywags have been caught red-handed, accused o' providin' illegal abortions. Aye, 'tis a dark deed indeed!These two rogues, Jose Manuel Cendan Ley, a spry lad o' 29, and Rubildo Labanino Matos, a weathered sea dog of 54, found themselves in the clutches of the law, arrested earlier this month. Ley, with a heart full o’ daring, be accused of performin' abortions without the proper license, teamin' up with Maria Margarita Rojas, a midwife from the bustling docks o' Houston.
With the midwife already in shackles, it seems the law be settin' sail to catch all involved in this treacherous endeavor. As the tides of justice roll in, one wonders what treasures lay buried in the depths of this scandalous tale. So, keep yer wits about ye, for the law be a fickle mistress, and she’ll be catchin' more wayward souls before this voyage be over!