The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! A Texas sea hag be caught makin' wee babes disappear, breakin' the law like a scallywag!

2025-03-20

Arrr, me hearties! A Texas wench, Maria Margarita Rojas, be caught red-handed servin’ up illegal “baby removals.” The lawman, Ken Paxton, be sayin’ she’s in hot water fer playin’ doctor without a proper license. Aye, she be in for a stormy court battle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale from the mighty land of Texas! It be a yarn of a lass named Maria Margarita Rojas, a midwife by trade, who’s found herself in a right pickle with the law, aye! The Attorney General, a scallywag named Ken Paxton, be the one to blow the whistle on this fine wench, claimin’ she performed illegal abortions, which be a no-no in these waters!

Now, this here Maria, aged 48 and full of mischief, be facin’ one charge fer dippin’ her toes where she ought not—a charge of performin’ an abortion without proper permission from the Queen’s decree! In addition, she be caught with her hand in the treasure chest, practicing medicine without a license, which be as bad as sailin’ without a compass! The court records, as trusty as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, show she was officially charged on the 12th day of March. Aye, it be a right tempest for our fair Maria!

So there ye have it, lads and lasses—a tale of forbidden practices and the long reach of the law. Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers: practice yer craft with care, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank in the sea of legality!

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