Arrr, Greene be shoutin' to toss the FDA's seal on them COVID potions, claimin' they be sendin' lads to Davy Jones!
2025-03-21
Avast, me hearties! Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene be shoutin’ to toss the FDA’s seal o’ approval for them COVID potions! She claims they be causin’ more mischief than a three-legged sea turtle, leavin’ scallywags in a state of permanent peril and pushin’ up daisies! Arrr!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of politics! Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a fierce lady from Georgia, be raisin' her voice like a cannon blast, demandin' the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to hoist the sails and revoke the approval of them COVID-19 vaccines! She be claimin’ they be causin’ harm and sendin’ folk to Davy Jones’ locker.In a raucous post on X, she declared, "Take them jabs off the schedule for wee scallywags!" This fiery lass be sayin’ she’s been singin’ this tune since the vaccines first hit the docks, and her previous Twitter account met a grim fate, banned ‘n’ silenced until the mighty Elon Musk took over, turnin’ it into the newfangled X.
The Centers for Disease Control be recommendin’ these jabs for young mateys over six months old, but Greene be havin' none of it, proclaiming, "They should’ve never set sail in the first place!" She insists the side effects be more fearsome than a kraken in a storm.
Yet, the CDC be sayin’ these shots be protectin’ the crew from the dreaded COVID-19, even warnin’ of rare side effects like myocarditis. Fellow Rep. Thomas Massie also be aboard this ship, callin’ for the FDA to sink the approval. So, hoist yer flag, me hearties, for this be a stormy debate on the high seas of health!