The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Trump and Netanyahu be two scallywags sailin’ the same course fer gold and glory, aye!

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! The chieftains of the colonies and the land of the Jews be dancin' a jig of war, clashin' with their own scallywags! It be like watchin' two parrots squawk the same tune whilst battlin' their own crew! Avast, what a fine sight to behold!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout two scallywags, the American and Israeli chieftains, who be caught in a most peculiar tempest! Aye, these rascals be raisin’ their sails, not against foes from across the sea, but against their own crew aboard the ship o’ government!

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