"Arrr, did the Kennedy scrolls sink? Nay, me hearty, the scribes be sayin' they still hold treasure!"
2025-03-21
Arrr, me hearties! This week’s trove o’ papers left the gunners of assassination all forlorn and grumblin’. But fear not! The old sea dogs of history be findin’ new treasures o’ secrets buried deep! Avast, what a merry jest it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o' disappointment and discovery from the realm of the internet seas. This week, a mighty trove o' documents was unleashed upon the world, promising to sate the thirst of all ye assassination buffs, those scallywags obsessed with whispers of treachery and plots most foul. But alas! The treasure trove turned out to be less than gold, leavin’ many a soul high and dry, their hopes dashed like a ship against the rocks!Yet fear not, for while the assassins’ lore may have gone bust, the historians—a fine bunch of landlubbers with spectacles perched atop their noses—found themselves tickled pink! Aye, they’ve unearthed secrets that be shinier than a mermaid’s tail! New tales o’ yore, long buried beneath the sands of time, have surfaced for their scholarly delight. These learned folk doth be celebratin’ like it’s a grand tavern feast, pourin’ over parchments with glee as they uncover the hidden gems of history.
So, whilst the wannabe detectives be lamentin' their lost treasure, the historians be raisin’ a tankard to the newfound revelations! In this grand adventure of knowledge, it seems the true booty lies not in dark deeds, but in the light of discovery! Yarrr!