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Arrr, matey! The judge be ponderin' if Cap'n Trump can shanghai Venezuelans with his wartime magic!

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! Come Friday's twilight, we be yappin' 'bout the Justice Department’s stubbornness in shunnin' the judge's rightful summons. Aye, they be actin' like a landlubber dodgin' a cannonball! Hoist the sails of discussion, for this be a fine rum-soaked squabble!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of legal wranglin'! On a fine Friday afternoon, there be a grand gathering planned where the court shall be abuzz with talkin' and squawkin'. The topic of the day? Why, it be naught but the Justice Department's stubbornness, aye! This be the same lot who be actin' like a barnacle clingy to a ship, refusin' to heed the judge's calls, as if they be hard of hearin' like an old sea dog.

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