The Booty Report

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Arrr! A French swabbin' be turned away from the States fer sendin' Trump mean texts on his magical talkin' box!

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! A French landlubber of science tried to sail to the colonies, but the immigration scallywags caught him red-handed with scurvy texts bashing the Trumpster! Avast, can ye blame ‘em fer not lettin’ in a feller with words sharper than a cutlass? Har har!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a most peculiar tale from the shores of America! A French swashbuckler of the scientific sort, with a mind sharper than a cutlass, found himself in a right pickle at the gates of the Land of the Free! Aye, this landlubber was on a quest to share his learned knowledge, but alas, fate had other plans!

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