Arrr! A French swab's words about the Trump beast sunk his chance to board our fair shores! Ha-ha!
2025-03-21
Arrr, me hearties! A French swabbin’ tried to dock in the land o’ the free, but the scallywags at customs snooped his talking box. They be findin’ jests ‘bout Trump that's too salty for their taste! Now he be swimmin’ back to France, chucklin’ like a parrot!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar from the far-off shores of the land of liberty. A French chap, a scientist of great renown, attempted to set sail to the good ol' U.S. of A., but alas! His voyage was thwarted by the scallywags at the airport gates!